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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A Recipe for World War Two

•First add three tablespoons of an unjust Versailles treaty and a failed league of nations

•Then, heat up some angry Germans in a small pan until their economy crashes into desperation

•Quickly mix together communism and fascism until it catches on fire

•Then, sauté France and great Britain appeasing Hitler until they realized he was a liar

•After, grill Germany Japan and Italy forming the axis of power

•Finally, bake Nazi Germany’s continuing aggression towards the Jews…

If you follow these steps, your result will be World War Two!

-Garrett parker

3 comments:

Scott said...

Well, this is a pretty cool, and very well developed post/poem. You did a good job slightly changing the terms, so that they don't get extremely repetitive. The line that reached out to me the most is "Quickly mix together communism and fascism until it catches on fire" and describes what actually happened between those two policies. So overall good job.

Alisha said...

Hey Garrett,
I love how you use personification in each and every line. The spacing between the lines gives this empty, cold feeling like the whole war wasn't meant o happen. Also, the fact that you signed your name was great. But as you go on, it kind of seems broken up...over gd job, and I really like your profile picture!

Paolo said...

Good job I liked the way your poem adds most of the causes of world war 2. You used good facts and specific details but to make it better it you describe them a bit better but apart from that you did a great job.